If you have lady smarts, you’ll ignore this #BidenDatingAdvice


The New York Observer today notes a moment from the campaign trail today that’s either very cute or very creepy. At a stop in Ohio, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly put his arm around a pre-teen girl (we’ll just call her Julia) and offered a bit of unsolicited dating advice: “No serious dates until you’re 30.” That’s not such bad advice really, and not surprising from a man who’d like “children” on their parents’ insurance policies until 26.

Twitter users were quick to offer up their own #BidenDatingAdvice.

#BidenDatingAdvice Don’t gorge yourself on lime jello on the first date.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 22, 2012

Of course, you’ll want to smile, laugh, and interrupt a lot.

#BidenDatingAdvice Let a smile be your Rohypnol.

— ryuge (@0ryuge) October 22, 2012

You can do your makeup using my teeth as a mirror. #bidendatingadvice

— JavaJoe (@JavaJoeX) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Smile big and often, like a crazy man!

— @RedStateBlonde (@RedStateBlonde) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice: Always laugh at everything… whether she says it or not.

— Arnie Vinick (@Victory_Vinick) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Laugh derisively the entire time.

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) October 22, 2012

@gopfirecracker #BidenDatingAdvice Always do the talking and if she tries to talk about herself, interrupt her and call her a liar.

— CHRISTOPHER MADER (@cmader1) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice No need to laugh at my jokes. I’ll do it for the both of us.

— Dodd (@Amuk3) October 22, 2012

Any other tips from Uncle Joe?

Always wash your #ladyparts. It’s a big f#ckin deal. #BidenDatingAdvice

— Headshakers (@headshakers) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdviceAs great grandaddy Joe used to say:Son, always remember, Parts is Parts.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Tell her father that getting her home on time is a big f’ing deal

— Chris Ar (@LastBrainLeft) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice give that chick a bunch of malarkey…chicks love malarkey

— Shawn(@UnafraidPatriot) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice When in doubt, whip out the binder.

— Leah(@gopfirecracker) October 22, 2012

@gopfirecracker Find a cheerleader #Bidendatingadvice

— Matthew Gallagher (@_MattGallagher) October 22, 2012

Cheerleaders? Have you seen what they do on hard wood? Speaking of…

Tell her about your big stick#BidenDatingAdvice

— Chris Ar (@LastBrainLeft) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Tell her your stick is bigger than the president’s.

— Justin G. (@theGrudgeRetort) October 22, 2012

We would say we’re getting into a weird area here, but this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.

#BidenDatingAdvice if you need to spice things up, read 50 Shades Of Grey and put y’all back in chains!

— jdonels (@jdonels) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Bring your own chains.

— Dodd (@Amuk3) October 22, 2012

#BidenDatingAdvice Take her back to your basement apartment, and put her in chains y’all.

— Beef Blogonoff (@BeefBlogonoff) October 22, 2012

If all else fails?

#BidenDatingAdvice Biker chicks man….

— Brandon Morse (@CnservativePunk) October 22, 2012

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